Jokes

Joke 1
Doctor : I have good news and bad news for you.
Patient : What is the bad news?
Doctor : I need to cut your leg.
Patient : Then what is the good news?
Doctor : A nurse want to buy all of your shoes.
Patient : ......

Joke 2
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
I asked the driver,
Me :"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" Driver :"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?"
Me :"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "
Driver : "Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us."

HAHAHAHAHA.........

The Answer

IQ 1
Rock,Paper and Scissors
Can you get it???

IQ 2
Because the left neighbour move to right,
and the right neughbour move to left.
Can you get it???

IQ 3
Just pick it up....
Can u get it???

Hahaha.... Ty... u're very geng...
But you wrong the 1st question...
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Do you want me to post more IQ question?

IQ Questions

IQ 1...
What make you think that
0 bigger than 2
2 bigger than 5
5 bigger than 0
Can u answer it????

IQ 2...
A millionaire is living in a banglow.
Anyway, the neighbours at left
and right is so noisy.
He comes to the end of one's patience,(or cant restrain)
so he ask the two neighbours to move from here.
However, its still very noisy. Why???
Can u answer it????

IQ 3...
If u drop your IC,
what shuold be do???
Can u answer it????

Haha.... how? Is tat hard to answer??
Think properly n write ur answer in the CHATBOX.

Happy birthday...

GREAT NEWS!!!!
You will shock....
Plss enjoy the birthday song...
on the last Monday assembly every month...
Morning and afternoon...
Idea from Pn Fatimah....
Pengetua SMK Seri saujana...

Finish....

What a great news!!!!

My Stall

Did u noe?...
One stall which is selling great food
at BANDAR MAKOHTA CHERAS....
So Yummy~~~~~
It's selling Claypot Chicken Rice...
and Sizzling Noodles....
K??.... Did u see it.... Tat's My Stall...
Although My Stall is not very famous now...
It's so so so so so so so tasty...
plss... Trust me... k???


This is the Claypot Chicken Rice...
Wah.. u see...
Got chicken... got rice....
got tasty sauce... got the chinese tradisional food - 'chinese pork sausage'

And this is Sizzling Noodles...
Got chicken.... got yee mee.... got egg... got mushroom....

Wah... it's great....

Remember call me when u r visiting my blog...

coz... u will feel hungry... n ready to eat it...

M i rite??????

I'm Back

Hey... my friend....
long time no 'see' liao...
So sorry long time i din update my blog...
i cannot online b'coz my TM phone line got problem...
so bad....

But now... it's over....

I"M BACK..................

Not free now... update nxt time... k?