Jokes

Joke 1
Doctor : I have good news and bad news for you.
Patient : What is the bad news?
Doctor : I need to cut your leg.
Patient : Then what is the good news?
Doctor : A nurse want to buy all of your shoes.
Patient : ......

Joke 2
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
I asked the driver,
Me :"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" Driver :"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?"
Me :"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "
Driver : "Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us."

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