News

Good news.... Well... Everybody noe it... Holidays!!!
Yeah.... What time is it? Summer time!!! YOYO....
I got my target for tis holidays,
The 1st one is, i want to compose two songs....
no matter a singing song or instrumental song...
as long it is a song.... HAHA!!!
Get ready to listen it!!! but not now la...
And the 2nd one, hm... er... shy la...
k... i want to 'take' 5kg out of my oily body....
Stop laughing... i noe i can do tat so close ur mouth and stop laughing...
Hehe... you will see a handsome RICE nxt year... HAHAHA!
Can u imagine? A thin RICE? A handsome RICE?

Another news... I'll continue my piano course at Debbie's studio.... *Vibrante*
Maybe start on December or January...
Why??? B'coz the teacher i'm having now was charged too much...
Soooooooo expensive.... Let me tell u...
I'm learning grade 6 (practical and theory) now...
And she charge me Rm250... Wow! it was 'cheap'..
While Vibrante only charge Rm190....
Walau... there's a big difference!!!
HAHA!!! That's why....

Thank for watching 'fanlofanlo' channel...

Sorry...

Hey... Everybody!!!! I'm sorry coz i was late...
Hope u all forgive me la... ok?
2day is the celebration of Yvonne's birthday!!!
Karen and Ann Na go secret recipes buy a 2kg cake...
Hm... I think is 'Mango Delight'... Quite nice la...
But since i'm not really like mango... so it's ok for me...
but emilia said "Damn nice!!" so i think it's nice la...
hehe.... i 'bake' a cake for her oso... if u wan to see, ask her take photo and blog it.
I oso make a birthday card for her... damn nice...
Ask her take photo and blog it la.... but then don jealous if u see it...
B'coz it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice....
now... maybe some of u have watched this la...
but then it's damn funny lo...

Love expects nothing...

BLIND LOVE

There was a blind guy who used to hate everyone except his girlfriend. he always used to say that, ''I will marry you if I could see!!!'' Suddenly one day someone donated eyes to him. After few days, he could see the world. Yes, he could see his girlfriend too.But then when he saw her girlfriend, he was completely astonished because, she was also blind!... His girlfriend then asked, ''WILL YOU MARRY ME?'' The guy simply refused. His girlfriend smiled and went away saying: ''Just take care of my eyes...''

THE END

The Air

Hm... A lot things happened in tis few weeks...
It's all about the Prefect things....
Haih... The head prefect fed up...
Yvonne fed up...
Everybody fed up....
Ya... rite.... prefect is going to 'die'...
Anyway... we've no choice... we cant just say 'QUIT'...
Then everything is ok... (NO!! WILL BE WORSE!!!)
Yvonne... i noe u sad about this... and fed up.... and no mood to do the job...
Anyway... we have face it... Choy Meng changing...
Farn Yeong changing... everyone changing, to save school...
To save OUR school... to save OUR team!!!
So i hope everyone will understand wat i'm trying to say...
I always said tat 'Friends are always by ur side'...
Just remember this... friends is just like the air....
Giving u 'oxygen' ... Anytime! Anywhere!
Oxygen means support....SUPPORT!!!!
U noe... i adi said this to a lot of ppl...
it's not about i wan to show off or watever...
I just wan my friends to enjoy his life happily...
And full of 'AIR'... i don wan u all to cry...
The life full of CRYING is sucks...
Anything tat u feel hard... or stress...
Juz talk to friends... although they all cant help u much...
At least friends can giv u support...
and tell u 'DON GIVE UP!!!'
Right????
Air is just around u anytime, anywhere,
Maybe sometimes u forgot it...
So... keep remind urself...
AIR is just around u!!!!

True Friend Test

Well... I'm very interested with the test.
The True Friend Teat,....
Hm... i think u all noe wat is tat rite??
A game which hav some question and u hav to answer it...
to test how well do u noe ur fren!!!!
But Y???? Y my list only hav 4 ppl....
And the highest is 70... tsing.. u did a good job man...
HAHAHAHA!!!!

Bye~

Well... finally... melc went US last sunday...
So sorry i cant go airport send u...
i'll miss u soooooooooo much!!!!
Although i cant go send u...
But at least i make u a morning call rite???
Haih.... 'masa itu emas'
Really regret i never go eat curry me with u b4 u go...
But i promise will go eat with u few years later.... k?

Don ever think tat u can forget us!!!
Still remember the sticker photo...
tat me, karen, tsing, sabah lou and u took at sungai wang...
Always take out it and keep remind urself....

Haih... if i go airport send u....
i'm sure i'll cry tere... coz i'm really 'berat hati'!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Things...

1st thing...
Hm... last month... My phone received a sms...
It really touched me!!! It's from Darren...
The sms shown below...

I may not be the most important person in you life,
But
I just hope that one day when u hear my name,
you'll just say
''Hey! That's my friend!''

Well? It was really great rite???
It is sooooooo........ (hard to explain)


2nd thing...
Exam!!! haih... really sucks man!!!
all subjects are sucks...(for me)
haih... Dissapointed...
Biology - 50%
Physics - 50%
Chemistry - 49%
Add maths - 72%
Maths - 79%
BM - 37%
BI - 54%
History - 41%
Est - 64%
Moral - 65%
Account - 40%
Chinese - 71%
The highlight subjects are sucks
Haih... It's a sucks result... for me!!!

HAIH!!!!!
Fly me up to where you are beyond the distant star...

Again...

Haih... Again... We're lost!!!
Why??? We do it so well, success!!!
It is past anyway...
Don be sad... My frens...
Cheer up!!! Nxt year fight back, k?
Yvonne... Don be sad... k?
Nxt year k?

One thing make me surprise!!!
SMK seri sentosa get in top 5!
Wow!! Congratulation to them!!!
Hope them cam bit the f**ker VI!!!
Aimee! Freddie! Yi Pin!!!
Go bit them!!!! Don give them face!!!!

Walau... Samuel was so brave...
He said something to Jessie,
Sam : Because of the 'maying' song, so we cant do that!
Jessie : No!!! NO!! Is not the song problem. The problem is the voice, the pitching! Nothing wrong with the song!!!
Actually, we're out of tune when we're singing this song all the time.
That means oso out of tune when we're practicing.
But the bit*h din noe tat!!!
And said 'GOOD! VERY GOOD!!'
Yuck!!! So ugly!!! some more we cant take photo there u noe???
When i wan to take photo with my fren...
She said, 'Eh! plss don do tat!!'
What the!!! Where is ur brain la... haih!!!The girls come so early and make up!!! haih!!!!
This is the place where we sing after we sing for the competition. A lot of ppl looking at us!!

Help!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!
''Your computer is infected''
What the!! Last Thursday, when i on my computer,
This message suddenly pop out!!!
And that time only i noe,
my com really really kena virus adi!!!
Help!!! Who can help me???

HELP!!!!!!!!!

~Fr!3nd2~

Moon Ting - Hm... He is juz like my brother. Taking care of me, lending me a helping hand. A very very very good, kind person. If i'm a girl, i think i'll marry him...

Ivan Ang - Although i noe him only 3 years, but i felt tat he is gentleman, when he is facing to his girlfriend only... He is good actually, but u will feel it when u really noe him.

Tsing Yie - She... is a musical person. She teach me a lot about the music. (I noe she will say: I don teach u anything???) Ya... She is like tat 1... Haih... Dai Ka Jie mah.... And i remembered one thing, she said she will fetch me to go any where. So i'm waiting for that...

Hm... i think i stop here coz i noe some will say: Damn boring la... stop it!!!
For those i din list out at the ~Fr!3nd2~ post...
Plss forgive...

~Fr!3nd2~

Friends... are the air i breath...
Well??? Agree????
Everyone in this world cant live without a friend...
Hm... since friends are important in my life...
So i'll talk about my friends....

Ho Lip Yong - A 8 years friend. A clever, friendly, silent person. He'll never say something to someone who he didn't noe... sometimes! Hm... he is very friend to me and important to me la, but don noe what he's thinking about this... Maybe i'm juz a normal friend in his heart??? I don't noe...

Chuah Chun Seng - I think u noe him. Ya... he's a bit __ la... but it's ok for me. Although he always make angry... sometimes! He is a very good, kind, 'Yi Hei' person. He can do what he could for his friends. Hm... although i noe him only 4 years, i noe him very much... i think! Also my important friend...

Yvonne Kow - Hm... seriuosly, when i was form 1, i though she is very 'chuan'=len si. But i'm wrong when i really noe her. Already 4 years she got in my life. She is kind, friendly, fair, 'fashionable', open minded person. She also my important friends wei... Hey.. come on la... friend la... not lover la...( i wont rampas moon ting's wife)

Lee Jia Hao - A cute, clever, sporting, loves to play online games, fun person. But sometimes he is annoying. Don get angry k? When i was form 1, i same class with him and now we become good friends... Ops!!! I cant use 'good', it's not suitable. Hm... how about 'best'???

I'll continue on nxt post

~Cry~

Haih... Life is full of stress.... STRESS!!!!
Hm... my stress come from many way...
and sometimes it really really make me...
feel sad and eventually make me cry...

Cry... is the best way to make urself feel better,
where there's a lot of stress come to u...
Cry is not only used to make ppl feel better...
It oso 'brings' the toxic substances out from body...

Should a man cry??? Is a crying man sissy?
For me... my answer is...
A man should cry to make himself feel better...
A man will have a lot of stress and not only come from work...
but family, friends, and so on...
They should have a cry sometimes...
To 'bring' their stress out from him...
Then why a man should not have a cry???
Sissy??? Come on la... Human oso what...
What's wrong??? Cry is not equals to sissy...
Not only ladies can cry...
For those who said crying man is sissy...
Plss kill urself using the banana...
Damn stupid....

Even for me... i oso will cry sometimes...
and i don care about others ppl...
B'coz i think cry can make me feel better and useful...
i'll be crazy if i don noe how to cry...
haha...

But... don ever think that ppl will help u...
When they saw u r crying....
Cry cannot solve any problem...
Plss hav a correct crying's way...

For those who said crying ppl sissy...
Plss stop ur mouth which full of shit...
ok???? Be a better ppl... don ever think to hurt others...

Cry is a good consoler...

First time...

Yes??? First time???
What is tat about...
Hm... u noe... Friday is our school teacher's day...
hav a program that i interested...
That is KARAOKE COMPETITION....
Oh.... tat's my dream... i didn't join any singing competition b4...
Except when i was in primary school...
Hm... Why i didn't join any singing competition b4???
(since most of my frens said tat i sang well and i don think so anyway...)
Because i don think i can sing well and better than those who take part of it..
Well.... this time... i stand out from crowds and push them away...
I joined the competition because i wan to see...
what is my levels.... and i'll try my best although i'm damn scared...
1 day left.... MY LOVE form WESTLIFE...
so hard to sing... a bit regret for choosing this song as a competition song...
Haih........... Anyway... i noe u all will support me rite????
I noe u all will be the my 'power' rite???
Plss gimme some response and let me see my fans???

What a Perasan post

Boring+Free=Funny+Nice-Boring

''Boring+Free=Funny+Nice-Boring''

Huh?!?! What does the equation means???
BORING = When u have nothing to do...
FREE = When u have a lot of time...
FUNNY = When u done something that will make ppl laugh...
NICE = Something u done that good in drawing, designing, and creative...

Get it??? After my explanation that easy to understand, fun, and details...
I think u already noe 'Boring+Free'... If u still don noe...
Then u are Lu Lu... Ok la... i noe some of u are Lu Lu...
'Boring+Free' means u have nothing to do when u have a lot of time...

Then how about 'Funny+Nice-Boring' ?
I explain for those Lu Lu...
That means something u done that good in
designing, drawing, creative and it will
make ppl laugh or feel happy...
This is an example...
I'm very boring this afternoon and free...
And i make this for fun.... haha... see>>>>>
Haha.... Funny? Nice? I make this for 3 hours
Damn hard to make ok?
Have to cut... copy... paste...
Copy... paste....
Keep copying... Still pasting...
Until i done this funny and nice picture...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hope u all will like it.... HAHA!!!!!!

I'll do it well...

Well... The new Pengawas's AJK has some changes...
Hm... i forgot the changes anyway...
But one of that changes is... i'm the Ketua Sektor Audio-visual...
Yes... which is about the mic and the such things...
First... i would like to say thank you to Pentadbir SMK SERI SAUJANA...
Pn Salbiah... and a song ''Wilayah Persekutuan''..

QUESTION
Why i wanted to say thank you to Pn Salbiah and the song?

ANSWER
When i go for the interview... En Che Soh asked me the first question... he asked 'Apakah cita-cita kamu?' You noe??? i like music, so i said 'Pemain music'... Then Pn Fatimah asked me to sing 'Wilayah persekutuan'... Well, i sang for them. And now... do u get the answer for y i want to say thank you to tat... i think u get it... Because of i like music... noe music... and sing... so i become Ketua PA.???

Anyway, i'll juz accept it... and i'll let them noe... i can do every things well...
Even i don noe about the such PA things... don think i cant do tat...
I tell everyone in schl i can so it...

I'LL DO IT WELL

When u r wanted to received any jobs that u didn't do b4...
Juz receive it and tell ppl u can do it well...

The Cherry

However, she didn't talk so much him although they are in the same class. Just say a 'HI' sometimes, and do revision together. (They are doing their own revision. No talking when studying.) There is a relief period, everybody in the class are chit chat with their friends. Ressa, Chris and their friends are sitting at the corner of the class. And this is the time when Ressa fall in love with him. She is looking at him all the time while they are playing game at the corner. She don't even know why she so care about him. And she know, she loves him.
After the day, Chris absent to school for the whole week. Ressa and his friends is talking about why Chris didn't come to school for a week.
'I heard that he sprained his leg when he was playing basketball last weekend!' John, one of Chris's friend said.
'Huh!?!?!' Everybody shock after that, included Ressa.
When she get back her home after school, she makes a call to Chris. After the call, she feels at ease. About 1 week later, Chris comes back to school again. And in the week before Chris comes back to school, Ressa called him everyday eventually they are on intimate terms.
In the school, Chris always take care about Ressa. His friends think that they are dating because they are always together just like stick them together using the super glue.
They are happy everyday, and everybody around them express one's sincere congratulations and best wishes to them.

Wish you have a happy life...

FINISHED

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The Cherry

Ressa, a girl always happy, always make her friends laugh. However, her happiness was stole by a boy. Chris, a sporting, clever boy that make her understand what is love. She is same class with him last year and she not really know him. One day, she is doing her revision at class for the exam later. A pen 'fly' and 'drop' at Ressa's table. Chris come in front of her table then,
'Can i get back my pen' he said to Ressa.
'Erm... Yes! Sure! Here it is!' She pass him the pen and said.
This is the time, they meet each other. From the day onwards, Chris and his friends always ask Ressa to join them.

To Be Continue...

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True love...

Love... A word that always confuse me... or make me feel sad or happy... 'If you are the moon, then I'm the star always beside you.' Do you see this before...? Oh my god... please stop say the such things... That's not love, that's ''mouth's love''. Why? Because you love the word come out from his or her mouth only! You are not loving him or her totally... Only mouth... MOUTH!!!! If you love partner now is that kind of person... And he or she not love you... i tell you, please stop immediately. You will regret if u still continue ''mouth's love''. The love between mouth and ears...

Love... is very special and magical... The destiny will make you blur sometimes.... But remember... always love each other with heart... with the true meaning of love... please don't let your true lover go away... he or she will go away from you silently...

For us... for those who not yet found their love partner... Please don't give up... Maybe your true love just by your side...
Love can make us laugh, make us cry, make us happy, make us sad... Anyway, trust yourself... you can make every success if you wish to...

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Angry...

Y i'm angry?... hump!!!! So daaaaaaaaaamn angry now...
My biology teacher... Pn Thama***...
is very 'pilih kasih'.... k... let me tell you what's happening 2day....

''Ring... The bell is ringing. It's BIOLOGY now, I take out my biology books from my bag and go to biology lab with my friends as usual. I sit at the corner of the last table. We are chit-chating at our own place while we are waiting for biology teacher comes in. 7 minutes later, teacher comes in. 'Class stand! Good morning teacher!' We start our class then. However, she likes to talk a bit or scold us a bit before she start the teach. 'Class... please pay attention while I'm teaching in front. Especially students at the back.' This is what she said for almost all the biology class. Today she is different, 'Class! please stop talking at the back. You all know or not? For those who is paying attention in the class, he or she will get a good result for the mid year exam.' 'Haih... Please la... Start the class earlier la, Don't you always say we are wasting time when we are talking? But now you are wasting our time.' I said this to myself. Did u found tat she only said student at the BACK. Finally, she start to teach after she finished 'intro' of the class. Bla... Bla... Bla... Don't even know what she is teaching. And she is keeping remind the students at the BACK to quiet. I can tell we are not noisy at all, just only have some small small discussion. I remembered she said one thing when she ask us to silent read a text, 'You see, class! I asked you all to read then read la! Why still talking!? You see, class, for those who was have a good results on the first test, students will read when teacher ask them to read. And for those who are still talking there, will get fail for your mid year exam.' At the end of the class, I'm preparing to go to recess earlier (prefect mah), and i was the first one who go to recess. 'May i go earlier?' i asked her. 'Yes' She replied. So after that, I ask my friend go earlier with me. But when my friend ask her, she said 'Very fast!' You know what she means? You know how I feel that time? I don't know should I happy for her special permit or angry! It just make me feel she don't care about me because I'm sitting at the back?? Or I'm having small small discussion when she is teaching?? I have no idea about that. I go alone and go to canteen then...''

THE END

Am I doing wrong if I angry her??

Prefect Gathering...

14 April 2007... S.M.K. Seri Saujana had a program - prefect gathering...
Of course tat's so happy and i'm very enjoy....
the gathering start at 8.45am...
We have invited 8++ secondary school to be a part of it...
The gathering start with the 'interesting' speech..
by school principal... head boy... Jason Ooi...
seriously i'm going to sleep when principal is giving her speech....

Next... i think 9.30am...the 1st perfomanc3 start....
Fashion show.... awesome... this perform incharge by kok fei...
Cool.... the themes for the fashion show is 'THE FOUR SEASON'...
Walau!!!! Can u imagine the ppl who are wearing the winter fashion...
it should be very hot... NO... damn 'cool'.... (haha)
i love the autumn fashion part... so nice...

The second performance is.... hm... erm...
Singing performance by moon ting and me....
hm... we sing two song... a chinese song and malay song...
Actually we plan to sing three song.... chinese, malay and english...
we cancel the english song because the cd sucks... haih...
Suan la.... past liao.... although cancel the english song...
the perform still ok la... (for me lo...)
We sing Wo De Wei Lai Bu Shi Meng... and the malay song is Belaian Jiwa...
This is the video recording ... But only a small part... (46 sec)

Ok? k la... i noe tat's sucks...

The third perform is Dikir barat...
I don wan to say anything or post any comment on it...

The forth perform is Dancing...
Hm... i like this perform...
Hey... really don noe how to explain tis la...
Nice anyway.... u only can hear the audience shouting at the back...

The fifth perform oso a singing perform, by Gene Lih(i don noe how to spell his name)...
but it's differently from our perform...
He sang the song 'my angel' which is lively and a bit rock...
yor... he's handsome when he's playing guitar and sing his song...
Huh?? Y did i said his song.... hm... because I heard tat 'my angel' compose by himself...
I'm not sure about tat... anyway... his singing is nice...

The sixth perform is sexy dance... (i don noe how to call tat so i said it's dance)
a girl... named emilia... (i call her sexy lia lia)
She is giving some sexy move... n sing a sexy song...
Fu Yoh.... a lot of man cant 'tahan' already...

Next is the most funny perform...
By jason ooi... he wear like a girl...
try to be dressed up as a artist.. (i forgot the name)
n try to do the same things in the music video of the song 'girl friend'
It's so funny i tell u.... i'm laughing until the it's end... (haha)

I think tat's all... i'm having a lot of fun on tat day...
For photo... u can go moon ting's online photo album...
Anyway... i forgot the link oso... ask from him la... don so lazy la...

ok? i think tis is enough gua... melissa?
Broken English... plss forgive...

Favourite (2)

Yo.... let's continue...
Talk about my favourite.... i noe tat's boring...
but tis time will be MORE interesting..
Here is my favuorite website...
u can relax n playing some flash game...

www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

and

www.xuanxuan.com

OK.... i gotta go now...
so plss come again
And enjoy the flash game...

More on nxt post...

f@n's back......

Hi everybody...
long time no see....
How r u?
i'm fine n hope u so...
Well.... A lot of problem was came to me....
Like... my computer 'sick'...
my blogger account problem (tis is y i din update my blog)
n sooooooooooooo oooooooooooooon.....
But now is ok....
so i can online now...
update my blog....
chit-chat with fren by msn...
Hm.... i've nothing to say actually...
juz to say hello here... hahaha...

Ok... now.... i tell u guys about my some favourite thing...
First... i'll tell u guy about my favourite cartoon...
Hehe... Did u see three pic above...
Tat's my favourite cartoon... Which is... P O K E M O N
I'm sure u raise ur eyebrows n said 'awesome' in ur heart....
I like tat... no.. i love tat... soooooooooo much...

Now... the bird in first picture which red colour...
is called TORCHIC....It use fire power..
N it loves fire so much... so u can call 'fire bird' oso...
The next one... TREECKO...green colour....
looks like ugly but damn powerful....
It use grass power... natural power...
The last one... named MUDKIP... i love tis most.... B'coz it's so cute....
It the most powerful between TORCHIC n TREECKO.....
It's using water energy.... it makes water to be a harmful weapon..
K.... i think i should stop here...

Will be more favourite nxt time...

Jokes

Joke 1
Doctor : I have good news and bad news for you.
Patient : What is the bad news?
Doctor : I need to cut your leg.
Patient : Then what is the good news?
Doctor : A nurse want to buy all of your shoes.
Patient : ......

Joke 2
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
I asked the driver,
Me :"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" Driver :"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?"
Me :"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "
Driver : "Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us."

HAHAHAHAHA.........

The Answer

IQ 1
Rock,Paper and Scissors
Can you get it???

IQ 2
Because the left neighbour move to right,
and the right neughbour move to left.
Can you get it???

IQ 3
Just pick it up....
Can u get it???

Hahaha.... Ty... u're very geng...
But you wrong the 1st question...
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Do you want me to post more IQ question?

IQ Questions

IQ 1...
What make you think that
0 bigger than 2
2 bigger than 5
5 bigger than 0
Can u answer it????

IQ 2...
A millionaire is living in a banglow.
Anyway, the neighbours at left
and right is so noisy.
He comes to the end of one's patience,(or cant restrain)
so he ask the two neighbours to move from here.
However, its still very noisy. Why???
Can u answer it????

IQ 3...
If u drop your IC,
what shuold be do???
Can u answer it????

Haha.... how? Is tat hard to answer??
Think properly n write ur answer in the CHATBOX.

Happy birthday...

GREAT NEWS!!!!
You will shock....
Plss enjoy the birthday song...
on the last Monday assembly every month...
Morning and afternoon...
Idea from Pn Fatimah....
Pengetua SMK Seri saujana...

Finish....

What a great news!!!!

My Stall

Did u noe?...
One stall which is selling great food
at BANDAR MAKOHTA CHERAS....
So Yummy~~~~~
It's selling Claypot Chicken Rice...
and Sizzling Noodles....
K??.... Did u see it.... Tat's My Stall...
Although My Stall is not very famous now...
It's so so so so so so so tasty...
plss... Trust me... k???


This is the Claypot Chicken Rice...
Wah.. u see...
Got chicken... got rice....
got tasty sauce... got the chinese tradisional food - 'chinese pork sausage'

And this is Sizzling Noodles...
Got chicken.... got yee mee.... got egg... got mushroom....

Wah... it's great....

Remember call me when u r visiting my blog...

coz... u will feel hungry... n ready to eat it...

M i rite??????

I'm Back

Hey... my friend....
long time no 'see' liao...
So sorry long time i din update my blog...
i cannot online b'coz my TM phone line got problem...
so bad....

But now... it's over....

I"M BACK..................

Not free now... update nxt time... k?